Here is a short list of tips and guidelines on how to not make money blogging online. If you follow these tips and guidelines you will be on your way to making almost no money at all!

Have only one goal and that goal is to make money.
Place a ad above your content, to the left of your content, below your content, and to the right of your content.
Make your content a ad. Why write for people that don’t pay you to write? That is why we have advertisers.
Content? Forget about it. Don’t you know? People don’t read anymore.
Support the status quo. Uniqueness is confusing.
and last but not least, make sure you never have a opinion of your own. Individualism is not popular.

*Disclaimer - The State of Affairs neither claims nor does not claim you will or will not make money with these tips and guidelines.

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