Top 10 “Who is” Questions Answered

Posted on Aug 21, 2008 by Jeremy | Catagory: Blogging

Who is God? Who is Buckethead? Google creates a yearly breakdown of the top searches on their site based on different categories such as top 10 Google news searches and others. It’s called Google Zeitgeist. Among the categories is the top 10 “who is” questions.

I thought it would be fun to try and answer these questions as truthfully and honestly as I could for all of you. This list is highly controversial so I am hoping for lots of understanding and compassion from all of you! Remember, these answers are what I think and should not influence you in anyway (unless you want them to).

Who is god?

God is who or whatever you want him\her\it to be. Some people believe god is an almighty, omnipotent creator that watches over us. Others think that Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of South Park, are gods.

The key word here is “creator”. We, as people, are always amazed by something that exist when we don’t understand how it exists. An example would be you or me, or simply a hilarious episode of South Park. The reasons why some things exist are apparent and easily understood with little knowledge; others are not.

The direct reason why this question is asked so much is that it can’t be answered for us! To make things worse there are millions of people out there, like me, trying to answer these questions with flawed logic and reasoning, but like I said, who god is, is up to you.
Who is who?

Who is you, or more precisely your shadow. Who is our imagined perception of how others perceive us. As some would say, it is the mental projection of our digital selves.
Who is lookup?

I believe this question is a simple mistyping of whois lookup. A whois lookup query’s an official database that contains all of the domain name ownership information on the web. For example if you do a whois lookup on stateofaffairs.info you would find the registered owner is Jeremy Winter.
Who is Jesus?

Jesus is a character in a fictional novel called the bible. There is some debate about him actually existing in the time stated in the bible, but the evidence is inconclusive. If you need further clarification please refer to question 1.
Who is it?

It is everyone but everyone else. That one was easy!
Who is Buckethead?

Buckethead is a alien from another planet. I have seen him live in Seattle and I know for a fact that those were not human fingers playing on that triple humbucker Les Paul. The rifs, the shreds, there is no way that he is human.

That was still one of the best and loudest shows I have ever been to. He’s up there with Tool\Adam Jones on rocking th’ shit. I recommend checking out the different projects he did with Les Claypool of Primus. Those two together is one of the best combos of this generation.
Who is calling?

I don’t know, why don’t you answer and find out? Nothing like answering a question with a question eh?
Who is keppler?

I have no idea. He has something to do with the tv show CSI. I don’t watch tv for obvious reasons.
Who is this?

This is Jeremy Winter. I run The State of Affairs with my partner in crime, Rachel Cheng. We like long walks on the beach, sunshine in our hair, and neither of those two things.

Recently, We launched MtSiDesign.com which is a platform to showcase our design work and hopefully build some nice websites for someone like you. This is a automated message. Please call us at contact@mtsidesign.com for more information. *BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*
Who is satan?

According to most religious doctrine, I would be satan. According my mother I am a angel. Eh, maybe they’re both wrong. I think I’ll give this one to a higher power. The Wiki God!

“Satan, (Standard Hebrew Satan’el), is a term that originates from the Abrahamic faiths, being traditionally applied to an angel in Judeo-Christian belief, and to a jinn in Islamic belief.”
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satan